Look out, you rock and rollers. I'm Loretta (that's Miss Loretta to you), a.k.a. The Big Punisher. My mission: to start your afternoon off right, keep from killing Hoebee, and enjoy the beauty of the Florida Keys. I was born in Brooklyn, NY, raised in Jersey, and checked out every state but Hawaii. My favorite movie is "Kingpin", I like travelling, laughing, working out, music(duh), hanging with my friends, movies, and driving my cab!(I'm a full time cab driver for Friendly Cab, part time radio personality) . I love my little dog "Scrunchy", and he loves treats!
So, April Fool's Day, I have cramps and I'm too lazy to look up the real origin of the holiday, seems like something the 3 Stooges would have invented, but around the Clear Channel studios Key West, it means only one thing...Hoebee's birthday, and we couldn't have chosen a more fitting one!!! Everyone was here, or called in...voices from the past(Mr. Scream, apparently now a minister!), cast member drop-ins(Chubby, I mean Zargo, which means Nature Boy-whatever), even Hoebee's brother! "Bum Chat" was as exciting as ever, I'm ready for Captain Jerome to get some X-Ray eyes, or write a song about it, or something! Sue Hyde made one of the best crumb cakes on the planet, Nancy D brought a German Chocolate cake, the list goes on and on. Join Hoebee and his entourage at the Schooner today around 4ish for a rousing game of shenanigans!
We'll be back on Friday, and don't forget to check us out Friday at the Sunset Pier at the Ocean Key House. I'll be there around 6ish for those wacky "RACE YOUR NUTS" coconut races and you can win valuable prizes(come early and get a nut!). Hoebee takes over when the sun goes down for the "KEY WEST JUNIOR PROM REVIVAL" with 80's sensation "TOMMY TUTONE". You can find out more at http://www.oceankey.com/entertainment_events.aspx. For tickets, stop by the Ocean Key House Gift Shop, Or call Rodger 305 295-7047.
That's all for now...'til we meet again. Love Miss LorettaXOXOX