Hi. I'm Bill Hoebee and if nothing else, our show is ORIGINAL. If you have nothing better to, do listen in the morning...it's kind of like a train wreck for your ears and mind. My hobbies include identifying shiny objects, short walks on the beach, drinking, and keeping my 14 year relationship with my imaginary girlfriend alive. My favorite movies are "Spinal Tap" and any movie that begins with the words, "Ernest Goes to..." I mostly eat grape ice-pops and pie. I love my family, friends, watching t.v., and most of all...being a giant smart-ass for pay.
Look out, you rock and rollers. I'm Loretta (that's Miss Loretta to you), a.k.a. The Big Punisher. My mission: to start your afternoon off right, keep from killing Hoebee, and enjoy the beauty of the Florida Keys. I was born in Brooklyn, NY, raised in Jersey, and checked out every state but Hawaii. My favorite movie is "Kingpin", I like travelling, laughing, working out, music(duh), hanging with my friends, movies, and driving my cab!(I'm a full time cab driver for Friendly Cab, part time radio personality) . I love my little dog "Scrunchy", and he loves treats!
HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!
Yes, It is here! That time of year we all wait impatiently for in The Southermost City...FANTASY FEST. This year's theme is "VILLIANS, VIXENS, and VAMPIRES", and we've got them all.
Here is our list of personal appearances so far:
HOEBEE
Wed., Oct. 28th-"World Famous Homemade Bikini Contest" at The Hog's Breath Saloon, 10 pm.
Thurs., Oct. 29th-"Fantasy Fest Wet T-shirt contest" at Dante's Pool Bar, 5 pm. and...
"Git-R-Wet Wet T-shirt contest" at Cowboy Bill's Saloon, 10 pm
Fri., Oct 30th-"PIRATE"S BALL" at "Pat Croce's" Rum Barrel at 9:30 pm.
There are thousands of dollars up for grabs at these events, and many of them sell out quickly, so "Come Early and Stay Late!!!"
MISS LORETTA
Sat., Oct. 31rst-"Epidermal Art and Torso Tapestry contest" at The World Famous Green Parrot Bar. Sign up 2 pm., contest starts 3 Pm.
Check out these fine establishments for more info regarding contestant eligibility and requirements, and for a full rundown of the weeks events check out www.fantasyfest.net.
Yes, It is here! That time of year we all wait impatiently for in The Southermost City...FANTASY FEST. This year's theme is "VILLIANS, VIXENS, and VAMPIRES", and we've got them all.
Here is our list of personal appearances so far:
HOEBEE
Wed., Oct. 28th-"World Famous Homemade Bikini Contest" at The Hog's Breath Saloon, 10 pm.
Thurs., Oct. 29th-"Fantasy Fest Wet T-shirt contest" at Dante's Pool Bar, 5 pm. and...
"Git-R-Wet Wet T-shirt contest" at Cowboy Bill's Saloon, 10 pm
Fri., Oct 30th-"PIRATE"S BALL" at "Pat Croce's" Rum Barrel at 9:30 pm.
There are thousands of dollars up for grabs at these events, and many of them sell out quickly, so "Come Early and Stay Late!!!"
MISS LORETTA
Sat., Oct. 31rst-"Epidermal Art and Torso Tapestry contest" at The World Famous Green Parrot Bar. Sign up 2 pm., contest starts 3 Pm.
Check out these fine establishments for more info regarding contestant eligibility and requirements, and for a full rundown of the weeks events check out www.fantasyfest.net.
