Look out, you rock and rollers. I'm Loretta (that's Miss Loretta to you), a.k.a. The Big Punisher. My mission: to start your afternoon off right, keep from killing Hoebee, and enjoy the beauty of the Florida Keys. I was born in Brooklyn, NY, raised in Jersey, and checked out every state but Hawaii. My favorite movie is "Kingpin", I like travelling, laughing, working out, music(duh), hanging with my friends, movies, and driving my cab!(I'm a full time cab driver for Friendly Cab, part time radio personality) . I love my little dog "Scrunchy", and he loves treats!
We're in Key Largo this weekend with BoatdirectUSA.com for their 2nd annual Fun Boat Run and Treasure Hunt. I'll be reporting in live(ish) on Sun 99.5 and 103.1 on the half hour all day. Over 70 boats are in the run as of now and all registered participants as well as their crews get free breakfast and lunch at Gilbert's Resort on the start and finish of the event. We will visit eleven bars in the upper keys at which everybody gets a rubber duck with a number on it and when we get back to Gilberts, if your matches the numbers we pull out, you can win some of the thousands of dollars worth of prizes. Also you can still buy raffle tickets for a $12,000 jet ski and trailer which BoatsdirectUSA.com is donating all proceeds to Key Largo World Bird Center. Also, if you come, you can enjoy a free concert by the band Level at Gilberts when we return.
Then at sunset an amazing performance from world famous magician Michael Trixx at Gilberts with live music all night. All in all another tough day for the Hoebster. You can still register your boat at BoatsdirectUSA.com and show up at 9 am at Gilberts. Also, you can find out our schedule at their website and join us by land. I will post pictures for ya. See ya in the AM for a bloody mary at Gilberts.