Hi. I'm Bill Hoebee and if nothing else, our show is ORIGINAL. If you have nothing better to, do listen in the afternoon...it's kind of like a train wreck for your ears and mind. My hobbies include identifying shiny objects, short walks on the beach, drinking, and keeping my 14 year relationship with my imaginary girlfriend alive. My favorite movies are "Spinal Tap" and any movie that begins with the words, "Ernest Goes to..." I mostly eat grape ice-pops and pie. I love my family, friends, watching t.v., and most of all...being a giant smart-ass for pay.
Look out, you rock and rollers. I'm Loretta (that's Miss Loretta to you), a.k.a. The Big Punisher. My mission: to start your afternoon off right, keep from killing Hoebee, and enjoy the beauty of the Florida Keys. I was born in Brooklyn, NY, raised in Jersey, and checked out every state but Hawaii. My favorite movie is "Kingpin", I like travelling, laughing, working out, music(duh), hanging with my friends, movies, and driving my cab!(I'm a full time cab driver for Friendly Cab, part time radio personality) . I love my little dog "Scrunchy", and he loves treats!
Hey kids,
It looks like I have a weekend off. This is a great time to visit the keys if you don't want to be surrounded by thousands of your closest friends, I'll save a bar stool for ya. If anyone out there knows a brave cleaning lady, my old one just moved back to Russia, maybe deported? She said I was a pig. I thought that was the point of paying someone else to do it.
On an unrelated note I was watching "Pawn Stars" last night and a guy tried to sell a WWII kamikazee pilot helmet. Seems to me, it would have been a pretty useless item, considering what his job was. Don't forget to send me some emails with requests, comments, events or weird stories. I love them. And join me every night on my tv show about drinking called "Club Hour", or go to tripsmarter.com to see the ones I do in other cities.
- Hoebee
