A Man Eating a Sandwich Leads to Three Injuries and a Massive Fireball Over a Walmart:
Last week, a 61-year-old man was eating a sandwich while he drove through a Walmart parking lot . . . and that sandwich sparked an INSANE chain of events. The guy started choking, lost control of his truck, slammed into an SUV, veered toward the Walmart, hit a propane tank, and caused a MASSIVE FIREBALL to EXPLODE over the store. Two people were hospitalized with burns.
Last week in Georgia, a 20-year-old female college student was attacked by a woman . . . dressed like a MIME. The 20-year-old was walking to school, when the mime came up and started HITTING HER. The mime was arrested for battery, and will have a mental health evaluation.