A Pro Wrestler Accidentally Ripped Open His No-Go Hole During a Match on Saturday:
Next time someone says professional wrestling isn't real, remember this story.
SEAN WALTMAN is a pro wrestling veteran. He was in the WWF and WCW during the late '90s glory years of pro wrestling, and went by the names X-Pac and Syxx. He was also the dude who made the awful sex tape with CHYNA in 2004.
Anyway, on Saturday night, he was wrestling in an independent show in Minneapolis, and he went for one of his signature moves: The Bronco Buster. That's where his opponent is seated, and Waltman repeatedly shoves his crotch in the guy's face.
Well . . . as Waltman was flying toward the corner to perform the Bronco Buster, his opponent moved, and Waltman went pelvis-first into the turnbuckles.
And after the match, he realized he was bleeding PROFUSELY out of his NO-GO HOLE. So he went to the hospital, and found out he'd accidentally RIPPED IT OPEN. He needed SURGERY to repair it.
A Guy Calls His Mom After a Drunk Driving Arrest . . . and She's Arrested for Driving Drunk to Pick Him Up:
Around 1:00 A.M. on Sunday, a 27-year-old from Newmarket in Ontario, Canada was pulled over and arrested for drunk driving. He was taken to the station, and when he was released a few hours later, he called his MOM to come pick him up.
So his 53-year-old mother got in her car to go get him. But when she got there, the SAME COP smelled alcohol on HER breath, and gave her a breathalyzer. Even though it was around 4:00 A.M., SHE was drunk too.
So the mother was ALSO arrested for drunk driving.
Both of them had their licenses suspended, and are due in court next month.
A Teenage Girl Kept Herself From Being Kidnapped by Smashing Into a Police Car:
This girl's quick thinking may have saved her life. On Friday morning, 45-year-old Floribert Nava of Wildwood, New Jersey, KIDNAPPED a teenage girl from Wildwood, New Jersey.
The police believe the teenage girl recently gave birth, then gave the baby up for adoption. Her relationship with Nava isn't clear, but they knew each other, and Nava wanted the baby for HERSELF. And when she didn't get the baby, she flipped out.
So, she forced the girl to drive her to the baby's adoptive parents' home . . . AT GUNPOINT.
But as the girl drove across the Ben Franklin Bridge into Philadelphia, she saw a police car parked on the shoulder. And she intentionally CRASHED her car into the police car.
When the airbags deployed, she ESCAPED, and told the cop what was happening. The police found a gun, duct tape, trash bags, and latex gloves in the car.
Nava was arrested for several charges, including kidnapping and making terroristic threats. She could face up to 20 years in prison.