Watch Lindsay Lohan Get a TSA Pat-Down
LINDSAY LOHAN got a TSA pat-down after setting off a metal detector at JFK Airport in New York City. They didn't find anything.
Not surprisingly, the paparazzi were there to get it all on video. (Which you can see here. If you wonder why people think these guys are such dirtbags, just listen to this particular cameraman's commentary. What a tool.)
Meanwhile . . . Lindsay showed up late to the "Scary Movie 5" premiere. Not surprisingly. (You can read more about that here.)
The Top Five Qualities of a "Real Man" Include Killing Spiders, Changing Tires, and Checking Strange Noises in the House
What makes someone a REAL MAN? Apparently your thick mustache, ample paunch, and unwillingness to help clean the house don't make the cut.
A new survey asked both men and women to name the top qualities of a, quote, "real man." Here are the top five.
1. Investigating strange noises in the house at night.
2. Offering to carry a woman's bags.
3. Handling the barbecue.
4. Changing a tire.
5. Dealing with spiders.
The survey also found that one out of three men DON'T consider themselves traditionally masculine.
70% of the men surveyed say they aren't afraid to show their feminine side. And of that group, 30% say they like bubble baths and baking, and 10% like pedicures and manicures.
A Man Tried to Saw His Own Arms Off at a Home Depot
On Wednesday afternoon, a man in his 40s walked into a Home Depot in Los Angeles . . . grabbed two handsaws . . . and began TRYING TO SAW HIS OWN ARMS OFF. He managed to get both arms down TO THE BONE while customers and staff watched in HORROR, then he passed out in a pool of his own blood. He was rushed to the hospital, but there's no word on his condition or WHY he did it.