A Woman Made $28,000 in Six Months Just By Balancing Stuff on Her Extremely Large Buttocks
42-year-old Barbie Edwards of Washington weighs around 500 POUNDS. And about six months ago, a friend told her she might be able to make some money posing for photos, for all the chubby chasers online.
See, Barbie has such MASSIVE BUTTOCKS that they almost act like a SHELF. So she started taking photos of herself balancing things on her butt. And naturally, men started making requests for her to balance different things . . . and paying her to do it.
In six months, she's made $28,000 JUST by posting photos of things like donuts balanced on her buttocks.
Barbie says she's working hard to make sure to keep her size up, which means pancakes, bacon, and cereal for breakfast . . . tacos and an entire chocolate cake for lunch . . . a full lasagna for dinner . . . and bags of M&Ms for snacks.
A Man Tries to Describe a Hit-and-Run Driver . . . But Can Only Remember Her Breasts
Last week in San Francisco, a woman intentionally rammed a guy's car during an argument over a parking space, then took off.
The guy called the cops to report the hit-and-run, so they asked him to describe the woman.
But there was a problem. The woman had been wearing a LOW-CUT DRESS. So the ONLY THING the guy could remember was HER BREASTS.
The police report says the man couldn't tell them what the woman looked like . . . what type of car she was driving . . . or her license plate number. But he, quote, "was able to give a detailed description of the suspect's cleavage."
The cops don't have any suspects.
An 86-Year-Old Man Brawls With a 46-Year-Old Female Burglar . . . and Wins After Almost Eight Hours
Last week, an 86-year-old man in Millville, New Jersey was home by himself when a 46-year-old female burglar broke in.
Her name is Kay Carty, and she broke in around 9:30 in the morning. But the guy confronted her, kept her from leaving, and they started BRAWLING.
And for the REST OF THE DAY, every time Kay tried to leave, the old man would block the door and they would fight. He couldn't call the cops because Kay had ripped his phone off the wall.
Finally, after SEVEN-AND-A-HALF HOURS, the man's son came home . . . found his father PINNING DOWN Kay . . . broke it up . . . .and called 911 from his cell phone.
Both Kay and the old man needed treatment at a hospital from their all-day brawl. The old man had cuts, bruises, and a few broken bones. Kay had cuts, bruises, and some broken ribs.
Kay was arrested for burglary, aggravated assault, and possession of a weapon.