Al Qaeda Makes Its Terrorists Fill Out Expense Reports
According to recently intercepted communications from the leaders of Al Qaeda in northern Africa, Al Qaeda makes its low level terrorists go to meetings . . . give progress reports . . . make regular calls to check in . . . produce clear, measurable results . . . and fill out expense reports !!! Seriously.
A Drunk Driver Crashed While Having Sex Behind the Wheel . . . and Left the Woman Behind So He Could Hide Naked Behind a Cactus
25-year-old guy in New Mexico was driving drunk . . . AND having sex with a 21-year-old woman on his lap. But he crashed, and the woman was flung from the car. And as she was in the street, bottomless and bleeding, the guy RAN ! " OUR " Mugshot Of The Day ! "